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Shinkicker

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sparkuri said:
I had a girlfriend once, and moved into a house with her but I did not put her name on the lease.
Day one in that house we decided to celebrate and I had a fifth of Jack Daniels and a fifth of Southern Comfort.
We went out to somebody's house and she started chatting with people and talking bad about me. She just had a loose lips and was something was wrong with her brain obviously.
When we got home I was angry at her and told her to shut her freaking mouth and that things that happened behind closed doors should stay there until it's figured out.
Then I told her to get the f*** out of the house and take her kids with her, and she begged and pleaded to stay, on her knees grasping at my feet. I told her to get off my legs and get the hell out.
She said "oh sparkuri I'll do anything!!
Tell me what to do to make it better!"

I said "go down to Pacific Fabrics and buy a needle and thread and sew your f****** mouth shut"
She says "I think Pacific Fabrics is closed".

I looked at her like many others would, speechless.

She disappeared for a while and I heard something break down stairs.
I didn't care and started slamming my bottle. She comes up 10 minutes later with 5 puncture holes in her face. 3 in her top lip and two in the bottom, blood on her mouth. She had taken a shard of glass from a broken lightbulb, and the thread from the bottom of her shoe and begin to literally so her mouth shut.

She looks at me and says "Do you know where I can get any more thread?"


I grabbed my bottle of Southern Comfort and threw my head back.

This relationship ended well, she was a teacher.
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Holy batshit crazy!
 
Freeloading Rusty

Freeloading Rusty

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So you see a male nurse hey?


..... Not that there is anything wrong with that.
 
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kneeblock

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Good luck yuki2054 @john2054

I hope your trial period off meds goes well, but if it doesn't, there's no shame in getting a little help to get through the day.
 
yuki2054

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sparkuri said:
I had a girlfriend once, and moved into a house with her but I did not put her name on the lease.
Day one in that house we decided to celebrate and I had a fifth of Jack Daniels and a fifth of Southern Comfort.
We went out to somebody's house and she started chatting with people and talking bad about me. She just had a loose lips and was something was wrong with her brain obviously.
When we got home I was angry at her and told her to shut her freaking mouth and that things that happened behind closed doors should stay there until it's figured out.
Then I told her to get the f*** out of the house and take her kids with her, and she begged and pleaded to stay, on her knees grasping at my feet. I told her to get off my legs and get the hell out.
She said "oh sparkuri I'll do anything!!
Tell me what to do to make it better!"

I said "go down to Pacific Fabrics and buy a needle and thread and sew your f****** mouth shut"
She says "I think Pacific Fabrics is closed".

I looked at her like many others would, speechless.

She disappeared for a while and I heard something break down stairs.
I didn't care and started slamming my bottle. She comes up 10 minutes later with 5 puncture holes in her face. 3 in her top lip and two in the bottom, blood on her mouth. She had taken a shard of glass from a broken lightbulb, and the thread from the bottom of her shoe and begin to literally so her mouth shut.

She looks at me and says "Do you know where I can get any more thread?"


I grabbed my bottle of Southern Comfort and threw my head back.

This relationship ended well, she was a teacher.
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is this a true story? wtf
 
yuki2054

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Kneeblock said:
Good luck yuki2054 @john2054

I hope your trial period off meds goes well, but if it doesn't, there's no shame in getting a little help to get through the day.
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they've been 'helping' me for the last 12 years. I really don't need that any more! Better that i be careful on the roads tomorrow, in my driving lesson.
 
Nemo?

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sparkuri said:
I had a girlfriend once, and moved into a house with her but I did not put her name on the lease.
Day one in that house we decided to celebrate and I had a fifth of Jack Daniels and a fifth of Southern Comfort.
We went out to somebody's house and she started chatting with people and talking bad about me. She just had a loose lips and was something was wrong with her brain obviously.
When we got home I was angry at her and told her to shut her freaking mouth and that things that happened behind closed doors should stay there until it's figured out.
Then I told her to get the f*** out of the house and take her kids with her, and she begged and pleaded to stay, on her knees grasping at my feet. I told her to get off my legs and get the hell out.
She said "oh sparkuri I'll do anything!!
Tell me what to do to make it better!"

I said "go down to Pacific Fabrics and buy a needle and thread and sew your f****** mouth shut"
She says "I think Pacific Fabrics is closed".

I looked at her like many others would, speechless.

She disappeared for a while and I heard something break down stairs.
I didn't care and started slamming my bottle. She comes up 10 minutes later with 5 puncture holes in her face. 3 in her top lip and two in the bottom, blood on her mouth. She had taken a shard of glass from a broken lightbulb, and the thread from the bottom of her shoe and begin to literally so her mouth shut.

She looks at me and says "Do you know where I can get any more thread?"


I grabbed my bottle of Southern Comfort and threw my head back.

This relationship ended well, she was a teacher.
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Should have said threesome.
 
sparkuri

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Nemo? said:
she asked you what can she do to make it better?

If she's crazy enough to sew her mouth shut I imagine a threesome would be an easy yes.
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Not sure how that correlates, but yes, she was down.
 
yuki2054

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she hasn't called, so i was feeling depressed, so i brought some beers to cheer me up, and i just went from 30k to 100k+ chips at free poker, so that cheered me up too!
 
sparkuri

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john2054 said:
she hasn't called, so i was feeling depressed, so i brought some beers to cheer me up, and i just went from 30k to 100k+ chips at free poker, so that cheered me up too!
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You should cash in, take half to the free casino and put it all on red.
 
yuki2054

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sparkuri said:
You should cash in, take half to the free casino and put it all on red.
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i really don't think she will find another man who will treat her as well as i have. They will just use her, and shit her out. only i won't be around to see it.
 
Shinkicker

Shinkicker

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john2054 said:
i really don't think she will find another man who will treat her as well as i have. They will just use her, and shit her out. only i won't be around to see it.
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Well try not to lose your sense of self worth.
 
yuki2054

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Shinkicker said:
Well try not to lose your sense of self worth.
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i came off my meds shinkicker, so things are looking up for me. Also a few days ago, i found out that i have a place on a masters at my local university, in marketing and management, which should help my job prospects, if i have it. so things are kind of looking up for me. but god damn, i do miss them. when i get some more money, from these bookcases i have been assembling, i will definitely go to see that pro again. just kidding about the bookcases btw. i once did actually assemble one, and i did it okay, apart from i put one of the panels on the wrong way round.

God damn.
 
sparkuri

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john2054 said:
i really don't think she will find another man who will treat her as well as i have. They will just use her, and shit her out. only i won't be around to see it.
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Use her for what?
Can she sew?
 
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