General My F’n Wife
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Wtf is the point of this POS? Doesn't come with a roof? Its hot as balls in TAYHOSS!
Little skinny slices of shade!
The entire thing is made of hard plastic. I would have never bought it. It will probably last a few years. It’s total junk. I don’t even want to know what she spent.
He should've gone to Fister Price. 100% oak pallet in and out door decor, hardcore!
my thoughts exactly. unless u buy a shade for the roof (we did) they just take up space while providing no shade.
They are great for growing grapes, the vine and leaves provide the shade, plus you can just reach up and grab a grape.
My wife just bought a bunch of that shit too but she had the decency to call me.
Her: "Buying deck furniture. They can assemble for $100 or deliver it knocked down"
Me: "How many items yoy buying?"
Her: "a couch and 4 chairs"
Me: "$100 total or each?"
Her: "Total"
Me: "Fuck yeah - have them do it"
I'm skilled enough to build this shit from scratch - but $100 vs an entire Saturday assembling shit with an allen wrench is a no-brainer. Fuck that noise.
God speed, OP.
Her: "Buying deck furniture. They can assemble for $100 or deliver it knocked down"
Me: "How many items yoy buying?"
Her: "a couch and 4 chairs"
Me: "$100 total or each?"
Her: "Total"
Me: "Fuck yeah - have them do it"
I'm skilled enough to build this shit from scratch - but $100 vs an entire Saturday assembling shit with an allen wrench is a no-brainer. Fuck that noise.
God speed, OP.
This, when I bought the swing for the porch a couple weeks ago I asked if it came in a box or assembled. They said well the display is the only one we have so it will come assembled. Fucking sold!
The fire pit on the other hand was a pain in the balls. It was like origami but with metal, plus I ended up with extra bolts. WTF
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I have one of those fire pits and, yes,they are a bitch.This, when I about the swing for the porch a couple weeks ago I asked if it came in a box or assembled. They said well the display is the only one we have so it will come assembled. Fucking sold!
The fire pit on the other hand was a pain in the balls. It was like origami but with metal, plus I ended up with extra bolts. WTF
Screw you, bean pole!
My brother has some grapes growing on his fence, though. Good spread. Still, screw you, two tall.
What a worthless skill to develop
Screw you, bean pole!
My brother has some grapes growing on his fence, though. Good spread. Still, screw you, two tall.
Someone is Jelly!
Dad?