NSFW My night so far

[member 1013]

no more dic picks
geez
nobody wants to see a phalice

Phallus

 

[Rambo John J]

Phallus

dude give me a split second to edit
geez
don't be a phallus

 

[member 1013]

@Fuðflogi, stop posting that shit or you're getting pinked.

Don’t you think OP is kewl?

 

[Rambo John J]

Don’t you think OP is kewl?

I like his lady bits pics better than the man bits pics

 

[member 1013]

I like his lady bits pics better than the man bits pics

It’s good that galt is comfortable with himself doe I guess

 

[Filthy]

Phallus

i was picturing a penis-shaped cup.

Phalice

 

[Too swole to control]

Monster titty got arrested after we left. We went to all nite convenience store to buy shots and food at 3am or so......a cop who had arrested her previously was there and saw her. She had warrants. They saw us drive into the hotel park lot which was like one block away. Apparently they walked into her room without knocking this morning and arrested her. She just called me crying and begging to see me. I think she wants to be my gf.she said her bf broke up w her today. No thx

Or maybe I'm making all this up for no apparent reason cuz that makes sense.

Idk wtf to do. If I meet her she gonna be crying and bawling and want to fuck me and whine forever. And she is hot asf w cops rn. She not staying at my place. Uggg. I'll be in jail soon. I keep missing being arrested by an hour or two

 

[Rambo John J]

Monster titty got arrested after we left. We went to all nite convenience store to buy shots and food at 3am or so......a cop who had arrested her previously was there and saw her. She had warrants. They saw us drive into the hotel park lot which was like one block away. Apparently they walked into her room without knocking this morning and arrested her. She just called me crying and begging to see me. I think she wants to be my gf.she said her bf broke up w her today. No thx

Or maybe I'm making all this up for no apparent reason cuz that makes sense.

Idk wtf to do. If I meet her she gonna be crying and bawling and want to fuck me and whine forever. And she is hot asf w cops rn. She not staying at my place. Uggg. I'll be in jail soon. I keep missing being arrested by an hour or two

that doesn't sound good
u got warrants too it seems

 

[member 1013]

Drugs are bad, mmkay

 

[Disciplined Galt]

@Fuðflogi, stop posting that shit or you're getting pinked.

I shall heed your warning.

 

[ShatsBassoon]

OP totally raw dogged em

 

[member 1013]

OP totally raw dogged em

Probably ate that box too

 

[ShatsBassoon]

Probably ate that box too

 

[member 3289]

OP totally raw dogged em

Probably ate that box too

Totally probably sat in a hotel room by himself and made all this shit up

 

[Deleted member 1]

I appreciate just how trashy all of this is.

 

[Freeloading Rusty]

I appreciate just how trashy all of this is.

You have been known to have a refined taste.

 

[Filthy]

Probably ate that box too

but seriously @TryHardNobody, if you've got warrants you need to find something else to do. You're gonna get pinched.

 

[member 3289]

@TryHardNobody, if you've got warrants

He doesn't

 

[ShatsBassoon]

He doesn't

Think he meant to say "warts" not warrants.

 

[ShatsBassoon]

 

[Too swole to control]

Tonight mite be the nite I get locked up. Not going good at all. Glad I have a place to come talk to ppl. Feels nice

 

[Disciplined Galt]

Tonight mite be the nite I get locked up. Not going good at all. Glad I have a place to come talk to ppl. Feels nice

What’s gone wrong?

 

[member 3289]

Tonight mite be the nite I get locked up. Not going good at all. Glad I have a place to come talk to ppl. Feels nice

You can't go to jail for making up sex stories on the internet

 

[theFLY~n~TACO]

Tonight mite be the nite I get locked up. Not going good at all. Glad I have a place to come talk to ppl. Feels nice

 

[theFLY~n~TACO]

Been there...done that big dawg. Get after it brotha!