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Mix6APlix

Mix6APlix

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Shinkicker said:
I can see through all that. Those that know know.

:D

Have you ever shaved your wrists?

Or arms?

Or legs?

Lol
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The extent of my arm shaving is posted. Never shaved my legs. Did my chest and man area though.

When I did I found myself getting tapped out more often than before. It was like when Arlovski cut his hair and shaved his chest. I believe it's called Sampson Syndrome. Lose your hair, lose your powers.
 
Shinkicker

Shinkicker

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Mix6APlix said:
The extent of my arm shaving is posted. Never shaved my legs. Did my chest and man area though.

When I did I found myself getting tapped out more often than before. It was like when Arlovski cut his hair and shaved his chest. I believe it's called Sampson Syndrome. Lose your hair, lose your powers.
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*Samson.

Do you even Bible?


Pics? :tearsofjoy:
 
Shinkicker

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Mix6APlix said:
The extent of my arm shaving is posted. Never shaved my legs. Did my chest and man area though.

When I did I found myself getting tapped out more often than before. It was like when Arlovski cut his hair and shaved his chest. I believe it's called Sampson Syndrome. Lose your hair, lose your powers.
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Providing traction, maybe?
 
Mix6APlix

Mix6APlix

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I don't bible. I believe that faith in oneself is the truest faith of all.
 
Shinkicker

Shinkicker

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Mix6APlix said:
I don't bible. I believe that faith in oneself is the truest faith of all.
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There is something bigger than you. It gifted you with psychedelic telepathy once. You need to tap into that.

You are a perfect candidate to reach enlightenment, IMO.
 
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There is something bigger than you. It gifted you with psychedelic telepathy once. You need to tap into that.

You are a perfect candidate to reach enlightenment, IMO.
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Fuck off Tom Cruise

 
TheAwkwardTitan

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I can't tell if OP's fucking around or if he just narrates his life as a shithead who gets into situations befitting of a shithead who acts in a shittily manner that could be construed as shithead-ish.

Shithead
 
Shinkicker

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TheAwkwardTitan said:
I can't tell if OP's fucking around or if he just narrates his life as a shithead who gets into situations befitting of a shithead who acts in a shittily manner that could be construed as shithead-ish.

Shithead
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That is shitastic!
 
Mix6APlix

Mix6APlix

The more you cry, the less I care.
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Shinkicker said:
There is something bigger than you. It gifted you with psychedelic telepathy once. You need to tap into that.

You are a perfect candidate to reach enlightenment, IMO.
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Don't forget excellent night vision.

Actually, I'll amend this statement, as when moving through total darkness, it's more of a sensory awareness as opposed to 'vision'.
 
Hauler

Hauler

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Shinkicker said:
I can see through all that. Those that know know.

:D

Have you ever shaved your wrists?

Or arms?

Or legs?

Lol
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No. No. And no.

Actually when I was in 4th grade I was showering in my parents bathroom and she had her razor in there. For some unknown reason I grabbed it and did a single swipe on my arm. Being a 4th grader I didn't have a lot of hair on my arms but what I did have was instantly gone. I was as bald as a baby's butt for about a 4" long strip the exact width of a razor blade. It looked pretty dumb. I was self-conscious about it when I was talking to girls so I'd cross my arms or hold my hand over it so you couldn't see it.

It took a pretty long time to grow back.
 
Mix6APlix

Mix6APlix

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Funny story about "dog whisperer" since you brought it up. The manager that was pissed at me for serving salt lines with tequila shots, I took his business card to Kinkos and had 100 cards printed with "Horse Whisperer" in place of "General Mananger". Then swapped them out at the host desk. Took about 2 weeks for anyone to notice. It was fucking brilliant.
 
Lukewarm Carl

Lukewarm Carl

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TheAwkwardTitan said:
I can't tell if OP's fucking around or if he just narrates his life as a shithead who gets into situations befitting of a shithead who acts in a shittily manner that could be construed as shithead-ish.

Shithead
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Why would you be so shitty in regards to that shithead's shittacular shitstorms?
 
SongExotic2

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Mix6APlix said:
As stated, I gave the cuffs back. I prefer zip ties for restraining opposing forces. And also securing a tarp in a survival situation.
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Who the fuck would try securing a tarp in a survival situation with a set of fucking handcuffs?

I that's the debate you face right then you should just let your co survivors eat you
 
Mix6APlix

Mix6APlix

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Song2 said:
Who the fuck would try securing a tarp in a survival situation with a set of fucking handcuffs?

I that's the debate you face right then you should just let your co survivors eat you
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You have to use what you have.
 
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