Homie needs to save some pussy for the rest of us...
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accurate! love the random duck
I would have eaten it
Even east coasters will break their brain when they come out west. America is improbably big, it's impossible to understand unless you try and drive it in a couple weeks and realize you barely saw anything.
There's a saying, "Americans think 100 years is a long time, and the British think 100 miles is a long way."
You have two states bigger than the entire UK, and another two bigger than England.
Having said that, we have pubs older than your country lol.