I watched the ACME tutorials hundreds of times and they never even mentioned impalement, just mild and amusing blunt force trauma!
General The "Dumb Shit I've Done" thread
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So becoming a medic was more of a self-preservation tactic than anything else, I gather?
Just a realization that blood and gore don't bother me, I guess.
Lol?
I do remember being really interested in seeing my tendons and stuff moving around in there.
So many shots and pills from that one, no stitches though.
Got incredibly lucky, just a couple dirty puncture wounds, no real damage.
I remember I was wearing those old sandals with the tire tread sole we all had in the 70s, so I could clearly see the tines sticking through the top of my foot. It didn't hurt till my grandad stood on the handle and pulled my foot off.
My mom almost fainted at that move.
I knew it was serious because nobody was yelling at me for being a dumbass.
Yet.
my neighbor a click away has been working on the death trap more, more straight and slide is attached, I think I should go warn him
He's almost ready to start charging admissionmy neighbor a click away has been working on the death trap more, more straight and slide is attached, I think I should go warn him
Lol there is a trailer park directly behind the tree line, I expect the rugrats from there to go to it like a moth to flame.
Put a kiddie pool and you gotta water park after it rainsmy neighbor a click away has been working on the death trap more, more straight and slide is attached, I think I should go warn him
Jesus Christ, just realized this morning they have a bar built into the side, these kids are gonna get 2 fingers of milk and lose their minds
don't tempt me, I'll bring a bottle of don julio and amaze them with the tales of lore
"Now, you with the eyepatch, go over to Uncle K's weird looking truck and grab me a can of medicine from under the bed"
Lol!
That reminded me about the time Retard posted his son's picture and was asking people to come up with good romoshops of him.
This was the best I could come up with.
Single cab trucks look the best.Been keeping an eye out today and tonight, no rugrats or deaths yet.
I remember this, those heathens did some wild shit to that baby!Lol!
That reminded me about the time Retard posted his son's picture and was asking people to come up with good romoshops of him.
This was the best I could come up with.