The No Thread Thread.

[Too swole to control]

On a phone I don't like to type a lot.
What's your line of work? Matters a lot. Always be perceived to take the high road regardless. You're an articulate guy in text, can't you just make him look like a cunt. You're a big guy, unless you work with a bunch of cons I don't see why anyone would think less of you.

professional workplace. i made him look like a cunt yesterday. Im pretty sure i could go higher ups and have this ended right away but id feel like a snitch. See how it goes today. Im thinking he has some CM Punk plan in his head about how tough he is. He needs to get Mickey Galled once so he acts right

 

[Too swole to control]

Ive been getting into psychology more lately. My work situation might be because i have a construct in my mind about how life is supposed to be and when reality doesnt line up with that, it causes cognitive dissonance and makes me feel like i dont have control over my life. But in reality i never did have control. And i shouldnt be seeking respect from ppp i dont respect anyway. Sorry if i used all those words wrong. I still want to punch him

 

[Report]

My neighbor spends an hour or two each morning dry heaving so loudly. It's disgusting. Been going on like 3 months. I'm guessing she's preggers?

 

[Report]

Ive been getting into psychology more lately. My work situation might be because i have a construct in my mind about how life is supposed to be and when reality doesnt line up with that, it causes cognitive dissonance and makes me feel like i dont have control over my life. But in reality i never did have control. And i shouldnt be seeking respect from ppp i dont respect anyway. Sorry if i used all those words wrong. I still want to punch him

didnt u say that u used aikido on him last week? im surprised he came back for more

 

[Hauler]

didnt u say that u used aikido on him last week? im surprised he came back for more

Aikido? Isn't that a dog?

 

[Deleted member 1]

My neighbor spends an hour or two each morning dry heaving so loudly. It's disgusting. Been going on like 3 months. I'm guessing she's preggers?

You're going to be a dad!

 

[Limpy]

My neighbor spends an hour or two each morning dry heaving so loudly. It's disgusting. Been going on like 3 months. I'm guessing she's preggers?

Dry heaving is the hottest sound ever, sign me up!!

 

[Too swole to control]

didnt u say that u used aikido on him last week? im surprised he came back for more

I dont think i said anything remotely like that lol

 

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I dont think i said anything remotely like that lol

ive never done this, so fingers crossed. but i just quoted your latest comment, so that should appear above. and below should be a direct quote from you about Aikido a couple days ago

I found a way to resolve things professionally, while still shutting down his disrespect and giving him a chance to escalate things if he wanted to get stupid which he chose not to do. Yaaaay being an adult

 

[Too swole to control]

ive never done this, so fingers crossed. but i just quoted your latest comment, so that should appear above. and below should be a direct quote from you about Aikido a couple days ago

Lol at you taking that as me flipping him on his head at work. Id be in jail. Isnt akido wat steven seagal does?

 

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Lol at you taking that as me flipping him on his head at work. Id be in jail. Isnt akido wat steven seagal does?

 

[Too swole to control]

Me explaining to my boss what happened

 

[EyeAmYuki]

View: https://www.facebook.com/SPORTbible/videos/2184045458407641/

 

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Me explaining to my boss what happened

LMAO. i vaguely recall this and being pissed at him for it. there's really no room for this in the sport

but with that said, looking back at this in hindsight, its fucken hilarious

towards the end, someone in the crowd yells "you're a fucken asshole, babalu!" is that real? hilarious

 

[Too swole to control]

LMAO. i vaguely recall this and being pissed at him for it. there's really no room for this in the sport

but with that said, looking back at this in hindsight, its fucken hilarious

towards the end, someone in the crowd yells "you're a fucken asshole, babalu!" is that real? hilarious

Sounds real to me. Id imagine it was someone from Heaths camp

 

[Too swole to control]

update on what happened at my work. Guy i yelled at avoids me at all costs now. And apparently he told everyone what happened and they all think he is an idiot. His friends have been coming up to me laughing because i punked him for being disrespectful in front of ppl. Worked out very well. Or hes planning my murder. Get in line

 

[HEATH VON DOOM]

update on what happened at my work. Guy i yelled at avoids me at all costs now. And apparently he told everyone what happened and they all think he is an idiot. His friends have been coming up to me laughing because i punked him for being disrespectful in front of ppl. Worked out very well. Or hes planning my murder. Get in line

 

[Hauler]

Sticking to the rules. This video isn't worthy of its own thread, but I wanted to throw it up here somewhere.


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XxtD-fQ8GUk

 

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My neighbor spends an hour or two each morning dry heaving so loudly. It's disgusting. Been going on like 3 months. I'm guessing she's preggers?

holy crap. its literally EVEry morning. she's doing it now. its SOOOOOO gross. i was sitting here writing a script in silence and i had to throw on the legendary truthful news station CNN as background noise to block it out

theres just no noise polution here during the mornings and nights. so i bet she can hear my turn the TV on loud everymorning when she starts heaving, i feel bad. shes nice. but its fucken gross

anyway. hi y'all. think about gravity. because of the mass of the earth, you are being pulled down at 9.8 meters per second squared. if the earth was really, really tiny... you would jsut float off into space. not to mention that you wouldn't have a breathable atmosphere. but my point is.... wow. this universe is wild. life is a gift. keep smiling. pay it forward. saddle up. lock n load. ROCK N ROLL, playaaaas!!

 

[MrFluffyHippo]

I like waking up to an email notification about something I bought on amazon that I ordered in my sleep. I never click on the email so it’s a surprise when it shows up. Today was a holster.

 

[MrFluffyHippo]

I like waking up to an email notification about something I bought on amazon that I ordered in my sleep. I never click on the email so it’s a surprise when it shows up. Today was a holster.

 

[MrFluffyHippo]

I also like hitting post twice with my Hippo fingers.

 

[Limpy]

I like waking up to an email notification about something I bought on amazon that I ordered in my sleep. I never click on the email so it’s a surprise when it shows up. Today was a holster.

 

[Limpy]

I like waking up to an email notification about something I bought on amazon that I ordered in my sleep. I never click on the email so it’s a surprise when it shows up. Today was a holster.

Does it look like this?

Sorry about the pubes, mods. It’s the 2010’s he should be shaving that bush.

 

[MrFluffyHippo]

I ain’t shavin shit