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The gods saw fit to grace me with a spare.

You choose to comment on my disability instead of arguing with my initial post because you damn well know that no matter my ocular situation, if you stepped up to me, I would fucking end you.
You have a bad eye? Me too I have to wear a single contact lense
 

Rambo John J

Baker Team
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Jan 17, 2015
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Why only a little bit?
never seen you

not sure how fat or how skinny or how buff you are

do you have a limp?
do you have a face like OP?

lotta factors go into being an actual tough guy
any real training other than football? any martial arts training?

and anybody who talks about being a tough guy often probably isn't one at all
 

SongExotic2

ATM 3 CHAMPION OF THE WORLD. #ASSBLOODS
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Dude you are 135 pounds

I would snap you like a twig

I ain’t no woody Allen jew
I trained alliance. You know who else trained alliance and fought 135?


That's right

Dominic Cruz.

I'd get him to stab ya
 
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Stating the truth doesn’t make me angry. The falsities that @conor mcgregor nut hugger pretends are true have no effect on my mood at all.

I’m just calling him out on his attempts to make others on this board believe the imaginary plots that he chooses to believe.
If you think he believes that then you have been fully trolled in-nit
 

SongExotic2

ATM 3 CHAMPION OF THE WORLD. #ASSBLOODS
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Lulz at "like" 183, not 180 or 190
I'll allow the word gunt.
Gunt is a word. It's the disgusting bulge some women get that exists between the gut and the cunt.

Top tip

Don't ever say it to your girlfriend if she starts to get one. Doesn't go down well
 

silentsinger

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Jun 23, 2015
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Gunt is a word. It's the disgusting bulge some women get that exists between the gut and the cunt.

Top tip

Don't ever say it to your girlfriend if she starts to get one. Doesn't go down well
I know. I've only said it once out loud then had to explain what I meant for fear it would be thought I had used the c word.

The rate I've been eating unhealthily I might be in danger of developing my own.