NSFW Think I'm working security tonite

[Hauler]

Came to visit my girls friend. Her bf sent her a video of him getting his dick sucked . So she was flipping out. We came to visit and my girl locked us all out. So we standing outside til from desk opens up. Weeee

You have an interesting group of acquaintances.

 

[Too swole to control]

You have an interesting group of acquaintances.

I am kind of addicted to action

 

[Disciplined Galt]

I find all of you to have great aquarium
Can’t fucking wait to stab Americans for money

 

[Hauler]

I find all of you to have great aquarium
Can’t fucking wait to stab Americans for money

 

[Disciplined Galt]

Sorry guys, got a bit off

 

[Disciplined Galt]

Dropped a knife

 

[RaginCajun]

Dropped a knife

 

[Rambo John J]

No reason at all?

The lower portion keeps things cold.
The upper portion keeps them frozen.

Keep going

 

[Jesus X]

Never saw this before. Stuck at this place for another hour. Full size fridge in room for no reason at all

this is funnier than the hotel pic you had of the room with a microwave in the living room. that hotel must have gotten that fridge for free because a small fridge would have been way cheaper.

 

[Jesus X]

this is america! why isn't that crab holding a gun?

 

[Deleted member 1]

I am kind of addicted to action

- @Ricky Bobby after staying up later than 9pm.

 

[Robbie Hart]

- @Ricky Bobby after staying up later than 9pm.

Wut?

Innnnnnit?

 

[Too swole to control]

My girl and her friend walking between some buildings this morning. Thought this pic was kinda cool.

 

[Lukewarm Carl]

My girl and her friend walking between some buildings this morning. Thought this pic was kinda cool.

It is a pretty cool pic... But it also makes me feel like I need a tetanus shot.

 

[Too swole to control]

It is a pretty cool pic... But it also makes me feel like I need a tetanus shot.

Yes it was a disgusting place. Surprisingly nice oart of town. Just behind the buildings looked nasty

 

[Disciplined Galt]

Yes it was a disgusting place. Surprisingly nice oart of town. Just behind the buildings looked nasty

I wonder who the classiest poster is?

 

[Too swole to control]

I wonder who the classiest poster is?

What does that mean

 

[Disciplined Galt]

What does that mean

You seem to be leading a sophisticated lifestyle.

 

[Too swole to control]

You seem to be leading a sophisticated lifestyle.

You look like 5lbs of mashed potatoes in a 10lb bag

 

[Disciplined Galt]

You look like 5lbs of mashed potatoes in a 10lb bag

I don’t give a fuck. I’m not a vain Florida gigolo.

 

[Deleted member 1]

I don’t give a fuck. I’m not a vain Florida gigolo.

You've never sold yourself to the ladies of the night?

 

[RaginCajun]

You've never sold yourself to the ladyboys of the night?

^^Fixed

 

[Disciplined Galt]

You've never sold yourself to the ladies of the night?

Once had a fat Chinese girlfriend who took care of me financially and once a girlfriend not far removed from the royal family.

 

[1372]

Once had a fat Chinese girlfriend who took care of me financially and once a girlfriend not far removed from the royal family.

 

[Too swole to control]

Once had a fat Chinese girlfriend who took care of me financially and once a girlfriend not far removed from the royal family.

Sounds sophisticated