General TMMAC Mentorship Program

[Sex Chicken]

I'm 42 years old. Every night after busting my ass to put food on the table for my wife and daughter, I make myself up a plate of crackers and cheese and review the day's threads.
Here is what I see;
A bunch of confused young men who lack purpose and direction.
What I'm proposing is a mentorship. I will give you my home number (landline) and for 12 dollars (Canadian) I will provide an hour of advice and guidance. I don't care if you just want to quietly weep into the phone for an hour. It's your time and your money. Benefit from my experience and let me be the strong male role model you are looking for.

Here is what I have to offer
- 42 winter's experience
- Wrestled in high school
- Made love to over 3 women
- I've watched 7 UFCs
- Harvey's Employee of the Month (June 1989)
- Certified Ontario wrestling referee
- Amateur body builder
- Once scored 2 goals in a PeeWee hockey game
- Good cook
- Valid G License
- Good listener
- Over 500 dollars in the bank (no strings attached can be withdrawn at anytime and used in any way I see fit)
- Explosive power
- Have read many novels
- Never prostituted

Let me know when you're ready to change your life and start living.™


Here is my Ontario refereeing certification.

Here is my Costco Executive Membership.
(I must be doing something right)

 

[La Paix]

 

[Sex Chicken]

I have a call display. You've called and hung up 8 times in the last half hour. The hardest step is the first one. Let me help you son.

 

[La Paix]

I have a call display. You've called and hung up 8 times in the last half hour. The hardest step is the first one. Let me help you son.

Congrats on passing my first of many screening methods when it's comes to selecting a life coach.

This next one is a little tougher though. You claim to be EOTM at Harvey's in 89 (pretty tall order so you can see why I'm skeptical). What was your slogan back then?

 

[Sex Chicken]

Congrats on passing my first of many screening methods when it's comes to selecting a life coach.

This next one is a little tougher though. You claim to be EOTM at Harvey's in 89 (pretty tall order so you can see why I'm skeptical). What was your slogan back then?

I was 14 years old, weighed 75 pounds, couldn't see over the counter, and hadn't hit puberty yet. I still carried a condom in my wallet though (just in case). My slogan was "just because there's no grass in the field doesn't mean I can't play ball".

 

[member 3289]

$12 Canadian is like 49 cents in real money, right?

 

[Sex Chicken]

$12 Canadian is like 49 cents in real money, right?

You're a 6'3 man who sleeps on a tiny futon in a Miami "trap" house. Let me help you.

 

[EyeAmYuki]

This is brilliant. Bravo

 

[EyeAmYuki]

Can I quietly weep AND masturbate?

 

[Onetrickpony]

You're a 6'3 man who sleeps on a tiny futon in a Miami "trap" house. Let me help you.

For your first coaching session you need to explore his perverse and unnatural obsession with Kit Harrington / Jon Snow.

 

[Freeloading Rusty]

976-Zabit


View: https://youtu.be/ILL7N8ACJUc

 

[megatherium]

Wow this seems like a real sweet deal. I highly recommend taking this very kind man up on his offer, just hearing his Ontario accent will be worth your time in itself eh.

The generosity of my fellow Canadians knows no bounds.

 

[Enock-O-Lypse Now!]

How do I sign up?

 

[RaginCajun]

- Never prostituted

How much to change that?

 

[Truck Party]

I have a few questions before I turn over my hard earned greenbacks for advice.. What makes Sex Zabit tick? What gets Sex Zabit out of bed in the morning & what puts the spice in Sex Zabit's soup? Is Sex Zabit an honorable man? If you were tasked with training Squirrel Fists for a fight with CM Punk, what strategy would you employ?

Very impressive resume, I'm just trying to find out more about the man behind the resume & see if you weren't just handed those achievements. Please answer using the third person

 

[SongExotic2]

Just checked out OPs Facebook.

Had no idea he was from South east Asia

 

[GSPTrainingInAPool]

Basic therapist session is $75 (i'd say that is extremely low). So for $12 you get the x-per-tice of @Sex Zabit

That is 5.25 times more value just based on price alone.

Now considering the extensive list of accomplishments over his 43yo life I would conservatively say that we could multiple the value by 1/line item.

In total there is 15. I'll add another 2 for the remaining lucky women to have lain with our man here.

(5.25)(15+2)=89.25.

So if you wanted to get as much success from a therapist, you would have to shell out just about $6,700!!!

 

[Ted Williams' head]

 

[Ted Williams' head]

 

[otaku1]

Congrats on passing my first of many screening methods when it's comes to selecting a life coach.

This next one is a little tougher though. You claim to be EOTM at Harvey's in 89 (pretty tall order so you can see why I'm skeptical). What was your slogan back then?

We got a connoisseur in the house.
Harvey's was edible back then.

 

[Yuki Nakai's Eye]

- Made love to over 3 women

So...4 women?

 

[Sex Chicken]

Free tip:
Make Sunday a day for yourself. Here I am on a beautiful sunny day, cruising around with an open bag of ham, and a timbit for dessert. It doesn’t get any better than this.

 

[La Paix]

Free tip:
Make Sunday a day for yourself. Here I am on a beautiful sunny day, cruising around with an open bag of ham, and a timbit for dessert. It doesn’t get any better than this.

You better have this on hand.

 

[Jdog93]

You better have this on hand.

I think we all know what he has in his other hand

 

[Limpy]

Free tip:
Make Sunday a day for yourself. Here I am on a beautiful sunny day, cruising around with an open bag of ham, and a timbit for dessert. It doesn’t get any better than this.

What's the thing in the top left corner. At first I thought it was another Timbit but it's not.