Records are being broken everywhere tonight, because that tweet ends with perhaps the most ridiculous sentence I think I've ever seen. It's like he has tried to cram three tautologies into a single sentence but still fucked it up. How anyone could think they actually sound clever while spewing such nonsense is hilarious.
10-8 if you score Lyoto 1 proper
Elite word usage is a terminable quantum that cannot be tumefied to a new equilibrium.
loquacious indeed.
U fucken wot m8? Last fucken geezer dun pull the ol' 'ioquacious' number on me finking it was just some fucken lark, alls whilst I was mindin me own business just 'avin a right barney and tryin to get some clunge off a local slag, I fucken punted that cunt's bonce right on the shitter floor, right?
tumescent verbosity
Don't be hatin on Lukey cuz he word gud.
I'd normally assume this wasn't serious but you also rated my post 'optimistic'. You realize that I wasn't making fun of Luke for using sophisticated language (like many do), but for typing inane nonsense in a failed attempt to do so, right? I hope you don't actually think he was wording gud there.
