NSFW Waiting for a tow truck, ask me anything

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Lamont Cranston

Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men?
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Oh yeah, I tore the outside sheath from that shoe lace earlier. I have a really hard time finding laces for my work boots that don't eventually tear.
I have boots I use and the laces are nylon. They last a long time. Worth paying extra.
 

Priziesthorse

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If you were a San Francisco prosecutor in 1993 would you have brought criminal charges against Mrs. Doubtfire?
 

HEATH VON DOOM

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How many blowjobs did you give the tow truck driver to tow your car?

Kendra Lust thread
 

Dick Niaz

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Good question. I can't keep track of what I've already done, but I was thinking either:
  1. Dudes hot-dogging girls' asses
  2. 2-headed blowjobs
  3. A Rachel Starr thread
Thoughts?
I’m partial to “oiled up” or “titty drops” these days, but I won’t look a gift horse in the mouth

EDIT: I just noticed you started a boob drop thread YESTERDAY! It’s fate or an early Christmas miracle. You are a national treasure.
 

Wintermute

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Obvious question, what happened to your vehicle to require towing?

What type of vehicle is it?
2015 Honda CRV (the plates do say "assman" though). Never had an issue with it, then about a month ago in the Home Depot parking lot it just wouldn't turn over. Press the ignition, lights flicker, no start. Got a jump from someone and it started fine. No problem until today, the same thing happened and the jump didn't turn the engine over. No idea what that means, but I assume worse than just a dead battery.