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NotBanjaxo

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Vutu is kind of like a young Idris Elba. Except he's not English.
He was born in England.

Unlike Sean Connery (Scotland), George Lazenby (Australia), Timothy Dalton (Wales), or Pierce Brosnan (Republic of Ireland).

There have been more non-English born than English born Bonds at this point.

EDIT: Unless you're talking about this Vutu guy, who was a bit before my time on this site (may have been here when I registered, but not someone I interacted with).
 

Jesus X

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Timothee chalemet is probably the next bond he is sucking the right dicks in Hollywood.
 

Wiggy

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Like I said - this isn't real. It's some wild ass story a bunch of BS social media accounts are pushing out there as rage bait and for clicks. I've seen this same thing on several different FB pages recently, as well.

FB, twitter, etc aren't doing anything to stop it from being spread.

If you google it, you won't find a single legit source - just a bunch of bullshit social media accounts.

In a similar vein, a bunch of these accounts are also posting rage bait stories about how Tim Cook from Apple has offered some famous athlete a $200 million sponsorship deal to promote LGBT, only for the athlete to turn him down in one sentence. I saw one about a fighter, another one about a NASCAR driver, etc.
 

Cornhole Champ

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Like I said - this isn't real. It's some wild ass story a bunch of BS social media accounts are pushing out there as rage bait and for clicks. I've seen this same thing on several different FB pages recently, as well.

FB, twitter, etc aren't doing anything to stop it from being spread.

If you google it, you won't find a single legit source - just a bunch of bullshit social media accounts.

In a similar vein, a bunch of these accounts are also posting rage bait stories about how Tim Cook from Apple has offered some famous athlete a $200 million sponsorship deal to promote LGBT, only for the athlete to turn him down in one sentence. I saw one about a fighter, another one about a NASCAR driver, etc.
It's crazy that trolling has now become a legit stream of income. Rage Bait is big business.
 

SongExotic2

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I bet he doesn't even drink.

"Please can I have a oatmeal and kale smoothie, with ethically sourced homo stuff"
 

SongExotic2

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I do like oatmeal. I'm not sure why I used that as an example. I might have some actually.
 

Wiggy

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lol at Tom Holland being James Bond.

I like Holland in other stuff, but James Bond shouldn't look like he still hasn't started shaving yet and be the size of Mary Lou Retton.
 

SongExotic2

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lol at Tom Holland being James Bond.

I like Holland in other stuff, but James Bond shouldn't look like he still hasn't started shaving yet and be the size of Mary Lou Retton.
The modern man moisturizes and doesn't smoke or drink.

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NiteProwleR

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How old is Outlander? I'm sure he could do a cockney accent. Why not get Thor's little brother?

English and aussie are exactly the same, anyway.
 

NotBanjaxo

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Final three James Bond contenders 'are revealed' - but did your favourite make the cut? Final three James Bond contenders 'are revealed' via US Home | Daily Mail Online


Welly Welly well.

This is a very shit final 3.

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#notmyjamesbond
Of the three, it's always likely for the next Bond to be a lesser known actor, who will have Bond as their primary role for at least a decade or so. It's also more likely to be someone at least reasonably tall.

Tom Holland is therefore almost certainly not going to be Bond.

I had to look up the other two, Harris Dickinson is 6'2" and Jacob Elordi is a towering 6'5".