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Mix6APlix

The more you cry, the less I care.
Oct 20, 2015
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Between you and Galt, it's like learning a whole new language. Kind of like Warcraft.
 

Mix6APlix

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Not salty at all. Much more so just amused. Nor do I feel you were taking a dig at me, harmless or otherwise.

Are there dialectical differences throughout England? It's basically like the size of Vermont. I'd be surprised if there were regional sayings.
 

silentsinger

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Jun 23, 2015
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Not salty at all. Much more so just amused. Nor do I feel you were taking a dig at me, harmless or otherwise.

Are there dialectical differences throughout England? It's basically like the size of Vermont. I'd be surprised if there were regional sayings.
We've been through this before! Loads. You can drive 30 miles from where I lived in SE England down towards the west and there's a definite difference in accent for a start. I know I have a bit of a mish-mash of dialect but there are definite differences.
 

Mix6APlix

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Totally get the mish mash of dialect. I trained my dogs in a variety of languages. Aqui y ahora! (Come) achtung! (Sit and stay) Seek and Destroy (go chase the deer you will never catch). I had my own language with them. Not to mention hand signals. And frankly, I didn't have to say a word. They knew my thoughts.
 

silentsinger

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Totally get the mish mash of dialect. I trained my dogs in a variety of languages. Aqui y ahora! (Come) achtung! (Sit and stay) Seek and Destroy (go chase the deer you will never catch). I had my own language with them. Not to mention hand signals. And frankly, I didn't have to say a word. They knew my thoughts.
If only you could train yourself in the same way for getting that woman's number before she got knocked off the clock, eh ; )
 

Mix6APlix

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She gave me her number unrequested. Almost apologetically, just in case I wanted to help her train her Cane Corso puppy. That said, she does a damned good job on her own and is a member of several dog rescue groups.
 

silentsinger

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She gave me her number unrequested. Almost apologetically, just in case I wanted to help her train her Cane Corso puppy. That said, she does a damned good job on her own and is a member of several dog rescue groups.
And you haven't called or texted because?
 

Mix6APlix

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And you haven't called or texted because?
Because her boyfriend is a 275 pound powerlifter. I have my hands full with the dipshit down the street, and he MAY BE, 250#. I was 183 this morning. If she drops his ass, I grab her's in a second. And judging by how her roommate talks to me, that's either imminent or not far off.

The reason why I always smile when I hear Radioheads Creep, is that was what was playing my first night visiting a former friend in Ohio and got caught in a compromising position with one of his friends girl. Hello?! It's my first day here, maybe let me know about this. Luckily he was more pissed at her than me. Some people have common sense.
 

silentsinger

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Because her boyfriend is a 275 pound powerlifter. I have my hands full with the dipshit down the street, and he MAY BE, 250#. I was 183 this morning. If she drops his ass, I grab her's in a second. And judging by how her roommate talks to me, that's either imminent or not far off.

The reason why I always smile when I hear Radioheads Creep, is that was what was playing my first night visiting a former friend in Ohio and got caught in a compromising position with one of his friends girl. Hello?! It's my first day here, maybe let me know about this. Luckily he was more pissed at her than me. Some people have common sense.
Best way into her knickers is to get it on with someone else. Preferably one of her mates.
 

Mix6APlix

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One of his other friends wasn't happy with me, and tried to start shit when I could barely walk, thank you Laser malt liquor, drive through liquor stores, and dank nuggets.

We agreed to fight the next day. He didn't show up. We ransacked his house and destroyed his CD collection. He got what he had coming to him before I left when he got busted with 2 eight balls of blow and charged with possession with intent to distribute.
 

silentsinger

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Jun 23, 2015
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One of his other friends wasn't happy with me, and tried to start shit when I could barely walk, thank you Laser malt liquor, drive through liquor stores, and dank nuggets.

We agreed to fight the next day. He didn't show up. We ransacked his house and destroyed his CD collection. He got what he had coming to him before I left when he got busted with 2 eight balls of blow and charged with possession with intent to distribute.
And I don't make with the sense?!
 

Mix6APlix

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Best way into her knickers is to get it on with someone else. Preferably one of her mates.
Well the only one of her friends I know is her roommate. Who if we were dating, she wouldn't wear heels as she is a few inches taller than me. By no means is she fat, but having taken classes with her, she kicks like Buakaw. Knowing that I don't hit women, she'd batter me with her kicks. Good jits too.
 

Mix6APlix

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And I don't make with the sense?!
I have neither the time or crayons to explain this to you. But, I'll try.

-hooked up with random chick first day there
-noone said 'um, maybe you should reconsider'
-got walked in on during happy fun time. Which was in their child's bedroom.
-drank our share of 40s
-smoked quite a bit of weed, as well as some good hash.
-Said boyfriend was not pleased.
-Radiohead's Creep was playing.
-She could have shaved her legs. She was a tad bristly.
-Still would again.
 

HEATH VON DOOM

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Hey Mix6APlix @Mix6APlix the bartender just called me love like 3 times. Are we gonna bang later or am I going to give her a ridiculous tip in a feeble attempt to impress her?
 

HEATH VON DOOM

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Oct 21, 2015
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Fuck yourself. At least I have a dinner date in 45 minutes. Enjoy your hand.
This is why I like you. She called me gorgeous and is joining me for a drink after shift change so we are gonna bang because I am a closer. Hope she doesnt mind going to her place so my GF doesnt find out.