WME's Retardation: CM Punk's likely next opponent is the worst organism on Earth they could select

[Sheepdog]

they shoulda really milked it with him vs an aging legend or green power ranger guy. even if he loses, the build up/wonder would still be there.

Undersized, old punch drunk boxer with some name value who has 0 MMA experience and needs a pay day has always been the answer that I am amazed the UFC and MMA fans generally were/are too stupid to realize.

You would attract curious spectators from the boxing world on top of those from the WWE world and have people genuinely intrigued in a UFC 1-style way.

 

[jason73]

im surprised they didnt fly in cm punk to replace yoel romero

 

[Truck Party]

Undersized, old punch drunk boxer with some name value who has 0 MMA experience and needs a pay day has always been the answer that I am amazed the UFC and MMA fans generally were/are too stupid to realize.

You would attract curious spectators from the boxing world on top of those from the WWE world and have people genuinely intrigued in a UFC 1-style way.

Kelly Pavlik has been on the sauce since he retired, & probably before that, he would've been perfect & I bet he needs a payday

 

[aghof]

Kelly Pavlik has been on the sauce since he retired, & probably before that, he would've been perfect & I bet he needs a payday

mannn, he's from my hometown and if he could have just kept it together a bit, he'd be absolutely beloved like Boom Boom Mancini

 

[Sheepdog]

Kelly Pavlik has been on the sauce since he retired, & probably before that, he would've been perfect & I bet he needs a payday

Yep, that's s good one.

 

[Bluesville]

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[dacofty]

they shoulda really milked it with him vs an aging legend or green power ranger guy. even if he loses, the build up/wonder would still be there.

Power Ranger would have smoked him

 

[Sheepdog]

I'm bumping this shit, to add in the extra hilarity that even WME recognizes, but are too retarded to find anyone else.

 

[Dat Pre-HollyHolm Ronda $]

All these fucking spastics can think to do is go back on the entire premise of the first fight between two random nobodies, and have the losing random nobody now fight Punk, I guess using the logic that Punk might be able to beat Mike Jackson because they both lost to Mickey Gall (which makes no sense).

Not only does this not change the fact that Mike Jackson is a random nobody, but because we have seen him get the shit beaten out of by Gall as well, he's literally the only person on Earth who is supposed to be disqualified from fighting Punk and who doesn't either generate a spectacle or give CM Punk some sort of boost with a victory.

I challenge anyone to come up with a single existing organism on this planet that wouldn't generate more interest. If you are thinking Golden retriever, 11-year-old Afghan refugee, plankton, my dad - you're wrong, try again.

WME literally had a one in a quadrillion chance of fucking this up and they did.

WME gonna WME... - Lorenzo