NSFW Green Day’s Billie Joe Armstrong has a tiny penis

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"Terrence Howard, the star of Empire and Hustle and Flow was forced to tell the world about his small penis because his wife was going to use it against him in court. Not cool! Howard said he was being blackmailed and that he recorded his then-wife saying that she could “get $2 million right now” for putting his “little dick out there in front of TV.”

Perhaps Howard forgot that his peen is already on screen in the 2005 biopic Get Rich or Die Tryin' and it looks, well, you can see for yourself. "

 
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"You know your massively successful band is falling apart when your band members are taking potshots at each other's dicks in their autobiographies. In 2012 Keith Richards released the book Life which said this of Mick Jagger's manhood: "Marianne Faithfull had no fun with his tiny todger. I know he's got an enormous pair of balls - but it doesn't quite fill the gap." Mick's going to need some shelter from that burn. "
 
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Regardless of whether or not Marshall Mathers has a small penis or an elephant trunk hanging from between his legs, the woman whom he rapped about raping and murdering probably wouldn't go out of her way to compliment him, so take this with a grain of salt.

In an interview with a Detroit radio station, his on-again, off-again wife Kim said: "He’s not very well-endowed. If you’re going to have sex with Marshall, make sure you have a little blue pill, because otherwise it does not work.”"
 
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"For anyone wondering, Billie explained in a an interview that the crowd at this show was dead. Nothing they did got the crowd excited or moving. So Billie, in spectacular fashion, stripped and played naked to shock the crowd before ending the show."


he doesnt seem to give two shits that he has a small dick
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That's pretty punk
 
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Brad's Hank Hill ass is disturbing but his penis looks like an alright size

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I got super ripped after one of my deployments.
Just spent the whole time working out and dieting. Decided to see how Lean I could get.
Start seeing vascularity in areas I never expected. Starts in the arms like usual than forearms been legs and then I Got this vein in my hip bone. Even relaxed abs were on point. I'm pretty pale so didn't have the luck of a tan to give the contrast like lots of bodybuilders. Still I'm sitting here looking shredded. Spent months looking at that physique.

Got sent home. Went to my home bathroom. there's the mirror on the front and the mirror on the back. Never had The two mirrors set up on deployment.

Bam I had a Hank hill ass. Was doing my squats and all of that. Still you need a beefy behind to get that shredded and not have a weird boy butt.

No one tells you these things.
 
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"Oh Danny Bonaduce, what happened to you that stole the shame from your brain? In 2007 he made an appearance at the Erotic Ball in San Francisco and went from mild to wild in about 10 seconds. The former Partridge Family member and radio host took off all his clothes and showed off his little Bonaduce and some very orange pubic hair. BTW You will see a penis if you click that link. "

 
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i thought this greys anatomy show my wife is watching right now was gay..and here i am posting this shit
 
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Aw man, Allen Iverson needs to stop messing with groupies because they burn him every time. In 2015 an anonymous young woman who hooked up with Iverson wrote into The Shade Room to burn his small forward. The anonymous writer's soliloquy reads as such:

"I HAVE SOME 'SMALL' TEA I NEED TO SHARE WITH YOU AND WHEN I SAY SMALL I’M TALKING ABOUT ALLEN IVERSON’S FRIEND BELOW THE BELT! PETTY I KNOW LOL!! WHEN I TOOK ONE LOOK AT THAT NOODLE AND SAW THAT IT WAS BITE SIZE, I SAID OH HELL NO! HIS MONEY AIN’T THE ONLY THING HOPING IT COULD REACH LONGEVITY SMH!"

Then she posted a picture of him asleep in his hotel room because people are terrible. "
 
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"Bow Wow has had a tough life. First, his career as Lil' Bow Wow floundered after he was forced to change his name because he was no longer lil and then in 2016 after he said he was not voting because he was mixed and not black, Erica Mena (a character on Love and Hip Hop) said that she knew he wasn't black because he had a small penis. Actually, what she said was much more spiteful towards Bow Wow's genitals. "To his defense, black guys are packing. So, I get why he’s saying he’s not black.”"
 
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Tom Arnold
After divorcing Tom Arnold in 1994, Roseanne Barr went on Saturday Night Live and revealed that her ex had a three-inch penis. Fortunately, Arnold had a good sense of humor about it and delivered the perfect comeback—"What's small?" he asked. "Hell, even a 747 looks small if it lands in the Grand Canyon." Several years later, he made peace with the incident in his memoir, How I Lost Five Pounds in Six Years: "My penis is fine," Arnold wrote. "Maybe because I undersell it. If someone expects petite and gets medium, they're impressed."
 
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Napoleon
One more for good measure: Ever since it was removed during an autopsy in 1821, Napoleon Bonaparte's penis has been the stuff of legend. And not for the right reasons. When the French emperor's tiny scepter went on display in a New York exhibition in 1927, Time magazine reported that it resembled a "shriveled eel." According to Tom Perrottet, author of Napoleon's Privates, it was eventually purchased by John Lattimer, a New Jersey doctor who collected odd relics, but he never displayed it. After Lattimer's death, his daughters finally showed Perrottet the puny prize. "It was kind of an amazing thing to behold," he told NPR in 2008. "There it was: Napoleon's penis sitting on cotton wool, very beautifully laid out, and it was very small, very shriveled, about an inch and a half long. It was like a little baby's finger."
 
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"John Gosselin The reality star’s ex, Hailey Glassman, said once that, “He was so small, I didn’t think he would cheat on me… he’s hung like a 9-year-old boy.”
 
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"According to a database for male celebrity nude scenes, Leo has one of the smallest willies in Hollywood"



 
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Innocentx said:


"Terrence Howard, the star of Empire and Hustle and Flow was forced to tell the world about his small penis because his wife was going to use it against him in court. Not cool! Howard said he was being blackmailed and that he recorded his then-wife saying that she could “get $2 million right now” for putting his “little dick out there in front of TV.”

Perhaps Howard forgot that his peen is already on screen in the 2005 biopic Get Rich or Die Tryin' and it looks, well, you can see for yourself. "

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TIL prison shower attempted murder is very gay and silly.
 
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see now i find this confusing

"Leonardo DiCaprio
Bobbie Brown, from the 1990 “Cherry Pie” music video, described a one-night stand with Leonardo DiCaprio back when he was in his early twenties. “When I pulled his pants down I was like, ‘Holy sh-t.’ I’d just been with Tommy Lee, but Leo looked huge.”"
 
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Splinty said:
I got super ripped after one of my deployments.
Just spent the whole time working out and dieting. Decided to see how Lean I could get.
Start seeing vascularity in areas I never expected. Starts in the arms like usual than forearms been legs and then I Got this vein in my hip bone. Even relaxed abs were on point. I'm pretty pale so didn't have the luck of a tan to give the contrast like lots of bodybuilders. Still I'm sitting here looking shredded. Spent months looking at that physique.

Got sent home. Went to my home bathroom. there's the mirror on the front and the mirror on the back. Never had The two mirrors set up on deployment.

Bam I had a Hank hill ass. Was doing my squats and all of that. Still you need a beefy behind to get that shredded and not have a weird boy butt.

No one tells you these things.
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