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Judobill

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I tried watching the original Top Gun film the other day. Fuck me what a heap of shit.

It's really dated. As a film it is a mess. So randomn. It's poorly edited, the 'story' is a joke. It's clearly a homosexul fantasy made for homosexuals. Maybe that's why I didn't get it.

It's also fucking boring.

I genuinely like Tom Cruise but I would say that Top Gun is easily his worst film he has been in. Or at least in the bottom 3.

Utter drivel. I gave up after an hour.
 

Hauler

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I tried watching the original Top Gun film the other day. Fuck me what a heap of shit.

It's really dated. As a film it is a mess. So randomn. It's poorly edited, the 'story' is a joke. It's clearly a homosexul fantasy made for homosexuals. Maybe that's why I didn't get it.

It's also fucking boring.

I genuinely like Tom Cruise but I would say that Top Gun is easily his worst film he has been in. Or at least in the bottom 3.

Utter drivel. I gave up after an hour.


This is the worst movie review I've ever read. How dare you, sir. How dare you!

I watched the original again the other night. I remember Kelly McGillis being much hotter in that movie than I view her now. Possibly my outlook is swayed because she has aged like milk left out in the sun, but in my most recent viewing she was decidedly not hot.

Maybe because her posture sucked. She is 5'10" and Cruise is like 5'5". Throughout the movie they had them around the same height, so she was slouching or Tom was standing on a tomato crate. Maybe both.

Meg Ryan though? Straight up fox in the movie. No way Goose lands a piece of ass like that - especially as a RIO and not a real pilot.
 

Robbie Hart

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I’ve seen where it’s apparently good

All the naysayers can fuck right the fuck off, including the Facebook homophobic twat (he knows who he is and will give a useful rating shortly)
 

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This is the worst movie review I've ever read. How dare you, sir. How dare you!

I watched the original again the other night. I remember Kelly McGillis being much hotter in that movie than I view her now. Possibly my outlook is swayed because she has aged like milk left out in the sun, but in my most recent viewing she was decidedly not hot.

Maybe because her posture sucked. She is 5'10" and Cruise is like 5'5". Throughout the movie they had them around the same height, so she was slouching or Tom was standing on a tomato crate. Maybe both.

Meg Ryan though? Straight up fox in the movie. No way Goose lands a piece of ass like that - especially as a RIO and not a real pilot.

It's a sham marriage. He isn't fucking her. He's being fucked by the crew. He's the gimp of the outfit.

His wisecracks are masking the deep sadness and depression inside as he hides his sexuality from his wife. She knows anyway and is getting pipe from a long distance lorry driver who passes her house every couple of weeks or so.
 
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Hauler

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It's a sham marriage. He isn't fucking her. He's being fucked by the crew. He's the gimp of the outfit.

His wisecracks are masking the deep sadness and depression inside as he hides his sexuality from his wife. She knows and is getting pipe from a long distance lorry driver who passes her house every couple of weeks or so.
They have a son together. Are you saying he's not legitimate? This was 3 years before she took a cross-country trip with Billy Crystal so you can't pin that on him.
 
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NotBanjaxo

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I genuinely like Tom Cruise but I would say that Top Gun is easily his worst film he has been in
You obviously haven't seen "Cocktail".

It currently has a Tomatometer score of 7% on Rotten Tomatoes. Yes, that's seven percent, I haven't missed a number off that one.
 

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You obviously haven't seen "Cocktail".

It currently has a Tomatometer score of 7% on Rotten Tomatoes. Yes, that's seven percent, I haven't missed a number off that one.

I dint mind Cocktail.

But I really didn't like a Top Gun
 

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You obviously haven't seen "Cocktail".

It currently has a Tomatometer score of 7% on Rotten Tomatoes. Yes, that's seven percent, I haven't missed a number off that one.

I dint mind Cocktail.

But I really didn't like a Top Gun
 

Hauler

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I'm all in on the theory that when Maverick crashed at the beginning of the movie that he died, and everything that happened after that was a purgatory-like dream.

Mach 10.3 is over 7900 mph

Mav's dead.
 
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Hauler

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I'd also like to take a second to remark how perfect Jennifer Connelly was in this movie.

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At 51? gawd damn!
 

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Felt more like an Iron Eagle movie than Top Gun imo.
That dork didn't even have a call sign.
LMAO @ "Doug"

I think that movie came out the same year as Top Gun and "Doug" didn't get a call sign until Iron Eagle 2. What name did they come up with? Thumper. LMAO. Like the rabbit in Bambi.

The only thing cool about Iron Eagle was the music and Louis Gossett Jr.
 

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In what world does a smokin hot bar owner in a town full of stick jockeys stay single?

In Maverick's death dream, that's where.
 

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In what world does a smokin hot bar owner in a town full of stick jockeys stay single?

In Maverick's death dream, that's where.
Wat.... Pilots are fucken wimps. They wouldn't say boo to a goose.
 

Hauler

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Wat.... Pilots are fucken wimps. They wouldn't say boo to a goose.
Tell me you've never played dogfight football with pilots on a beach without telling me you've never played dogfight football with pilots on a beach.
 

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Tell me you've never played dogfight football with pilots on a beach without telling me you've never played dogfight football with pilots on a beach.
Didn't used to hang out with them, apart from a couple, one was my Xo and behaves like Galt, the other was an all star, he left our sqn to join the red arrows display team, he was proper sound tho.
 

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Didn't used to hang out with them, apart from a couple, one was my Xo and behaves like Galt, the other was an all star, he left our sqn to join the red arrows display team, he was proper sound tho.
You talk weird.