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Freeloading Rusty

Here comes Rover, sniffin’ at your ass
Jan 11, 2016
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Broken Britain: Horror knife haul after amnesty bins in THIS county are emptied

Gigantic steel swords and kitchen knives were among the blades handed over to police when they offered citizens the chance to give in their deadly weapons and face no charge.

An estimated 15,000 knives were discovered when detectives oversaw the emptying of the containers.

Inventive disguises for the knives were discovered when the bins were emptied - one even being disguised inside a mobile phone case.

Insp Darren Deex said: “Some of the knives would qualify as offensive weapons, and it’s really important these weapons are off the streets. We will continue to raise awareness of the dangers of carrying weapons, in particular knives, with our partners.”
 

BeardOfKnowledge

The Most Consistent Motherfucker You Know
Jul 22, 2015
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and here we have an article about a judge who wants the sale of pointed chef's knives banned.

“But why we do need eight-inch or ten-inch kitchen knives with points?

“Butchers and fishmongers do, but how often, if at all, does a domestic chef use the point of an eight-inch or ten-inch knife? Rarely, if at all."

"Acknowledging that any blade could cause injury, the judge pointed out “slash wounds are rarely fatal.”

So, he said: “I would urge all those with any role in relation to knives - manufacturers, shops, the police, local authorities, the government - to consider preventing the sale of long pointed knives, except in rare, defined, circumstances, and replacing such knives with rounded ends.
Knives are too sharp and filing them down is solution to soaring violent crime, judge says
 

Jehannum

TMMAC's Most Handsome Artist
Jan 26, 2016
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I'd rather be stabbed to death with a sharp knife than a blunt one, personally
 

BeardOfKnowledge

The Most Consistent Motherfucker You Know
Jul 22, 2015
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I'd rather be stabbed to death with a sharp knife than a blunt one, personally
I have this sneaking suspicion that once people find out that slashing the femoral works much better than stabbing someone the points aren't going to be the deal breaker anymore.
 

Jehannum

TMMAC's Most Handsome Artist
Jan 26, 2016
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Dude mine are all so sharp I can shave dry and cut paper into origami

I am goddamn Rambo John J

they aint even taking the edge off my babies
Sylvester should've used the knife to shave his hair while he was at it

PS: can't wait for the next Rambo movie
 

BeardOfKnowledge

The Most Consistent Motherfucker You Know
Jul 22, 2015
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Dude mine are all so sharp I can shave dry and cut paper into origami

I am goddamn Rambo John J

they aint even taking the edge off my babies
That was why I was so confused. The last time I saw one of the documentaries about you, you most definitely had a pointed blade.
 

KWingJitsu

ยาเม็ดสีแดงหรือสีฟ้ายา?
Nov 15, 2015
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Good. Now we need a gun bin on the unites states of arms.


Personallt, I like to look my victims in the nostrils as I slice their spleen in two.
If I have to I mean.


Allegedly.
 

ShatsBassoon

Throwing bombs & banging moms
First 100
Jan 14, 2015
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Fuck that
My cane is a 1000watt stun gun, just in case

Edit: my meaning is that not only cowards carry weapons
Some people stick out as more of a target and it's smart to have something if you have a disability that would limit your ability to defend yourself
I'm talking to a ghost