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Fan_of_Fanboys

First 200ish
Feb 9, 2015
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Jesus, what are you eating? Your gut biome is messed up, try yogurt with probiotics (not a doctor), better than a fecal transplant!
I have a stomach bug. I'm not eating at all right now. I've also switched between chills and sweating, headache, and nausea.
 

NotBanjaxo

Formerly someone other than Banjaxo
Nov 16, 2019
10,549
21,225
I have a stomach bug. I'm not eating at all right now. I've also switched between chills and sweating, headache, and nausea.
I've got chills, they're multiplying, and I'm losing bowel control.

My sphincter, it's a-cryin'. It's electrifying!

Toilet seat up, ass down on the pan. Oh my God I need the loo.

Raise my feet up, squeeze for all I'm worth, an endless stream of poo. Will it stop? I really don't have a clue.

This ain't what I want! (ain't what I want), ooh ooh ooh honey.
 

mysticmac

First 1025
Oct 18, 2015
17,343
19,586
Why does baby oil exist? Why do people want slippery babies?

P.S. I'm not a parent. Serious question.
 

Uncle Tom Doug

Official TMMAC Racist
Jun 24, 2022
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5,091
Women shouldn't be allowed to use self-checkout kiosks. They're way too fucking slow and stupid and it inconveniences millions of men, every year.