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SongExotic2

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I waa just in the self-checkout lane at Target and the attendant asked me "oh are you getting ready for Cinco de Mayo?" because I'd bought a bag of Tostitos and a container of cheese dip.

I almost said "bitch do I look Mexican to you???"
I loved it in Yuma, fucking loads of Mexicans down there and they weren't used to an English accent etc, I'd always leave it a while before I shared my surname (Mexican) and I'd always have to produce my ID as they thought I was fucking with them. I look about as Mexican as you, in fact your hairs darker
 

silentsinger

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I loved it in Yuma, fucking loads of Mexicans down there and they weren't used to an English accent etc, I'd always leave it a while before I shared my surname (Mexican) and I'd always have to produce my ID as they thought I was fucking with them. I look about as Mexican as you, in fact your hairs darker
I didn't know you had a Mexican surname. So you have no Mexican heritage? Mine's really Jewish but I have no Jewish heritage either.
 

SongExotic2

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I didn't know you had a Mexican surname. So you have no Mexican heritage? Mine's really Jewish but I have no Jewish heritage either.
I have Mexican heritage. My grandfather wasn't he first of the Mexican born in USA. My grandma is from Missouri, white lady.

My grandfathers family before him was mexican, aside from his grandma who was 100 percent Chumash Indian.

My mum is from England, I don't know about her side. I am the last elligible male to carry on my name and also the only male who doesn't have black hair because me mam probably shagged the milkman or something (that's a joke)
 

silentsinger

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I have Mexican heritage. My grandfather wasn't he first of the Mexican born in USA. My grandma is from Missouri, white lady.

My grandfathers family before him was mexican, aside from his grandma who was 100 percent Chumash Indian.

My mum is from England, I don't know about her side. I am the last elligible male to carry on my name and also the only male who doesn't have black hair because me mam probably shagged the milkman or something (that's a joke)
You're quite the mixed bag then. I took that DNA test and they sent me an email saying it didn't work and posted me another one but I haven't done it yet. I may be alien.

Pretty sure I'm English but the way I tan and how at home I feel as soon as I hit Italian soil makes me think that's a possible thing.

You need to start procreating then! I'm the last of my dad's name too but that ship has well sailed now. I'll keep it because with all the visa/green card/rubbish it was too complicated to take husband's name. The green card rubbish's been going on for 2 years already as it is.
 

SongExotic2

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You're quite the mixed bag then. I took that DNA test and they sent me an email saying it didn't work and posted me another one but I haven't done it yet. I may be alien.

Pretty sure I'm English but the way I tan and how at home I feel as soon as I hit Italian soil makes me think that's a possible thing.

You need to start procreating then! I'm the last of my dad's name too but that ship has well sailed now. I'll keep it because with all the visa/green card/rubbish it was too complicated to take husband's name. The green card rubbish's been going on for 2 years already as it is.
Is your hubby a yank?
 

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I loved it in Yuma, fucking loads of Mexicans down there and they weren't used to an English accent etc, I'd always leave it a while before I shared my surname (Mexican) and I'd always have to produce my ID as they thought I was fucking with them. I look about as Mexican as you, in fact your hairs darker
I have never had a reason to go to yuma it doesn't seem seems to have any tourist attractions.
 

SongExotic2

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I have never had a reason to go to yuma it doesn't seem seems to have any tourist attractions.
It's 20 miles from Mexico. Aside from that the only way you will pass thru is if you are in the Marines or want to use the nearby desert to test stuff. Like bombs.



Oh and they have sand dunes like on star wars and err dune. That's about it
 

SongExotic2

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I have never had a reason to go to yuma it doesn't seem seems to have any tourist attractions.
Oh and it's two hours from San diego and you can pick up an apple pie from Julian on the way.
 

silentsinger

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So neither of you are us citizens?
We have our green card numbers but they're out of date because USCIS sent them to the wrong address. I have an appointment with them on the 8th to try and sort it out. If I hadn't spent so much money trying to sort it out with them I wouldn't be angry but I lose sleep about it every night. Hence why I pass out on the sofa sometimes, go to bed then I'm up again at 1:30 in the morning.
I can't legally work or leave the country at the moment unless there's an emergency then there'll be complications coming back in.
 

SongExotic2

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We have our green card numbers but they're out of date because USCIS sent them to the wrong address. I have an appointment with them on the 8th to try and sort it out. If I hadn't spent so much money trying to sort it out with them I wouldn't be angry but I lose sleep about it every night. Hence why I pass out on the sofa sometimes, go to bed then I'm up again at 1:30 in the morning.
I can't legally work or leave the country at the moment unless there's an emergency then there'll be complications coming back in.
Fly to England. Pay me shitloads of money, I'll Marry you, fuck off back to America and live happily ever after with your husband.
 

SongExotic2

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He was born in London.

No Conor speak, but he lived in the home counties UK for most of his life so proper Queen's English no accent really if you're a Brit and hear him. I'm the one with the fucked up accent.
Where that
 
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He was born in London.

No Conor speak, but he lived in the home counties UK for most of his life so proper Queen's English no accent really if you're a Brit and hear him. I'm the one with the fucked up accent.
So fag then, got it.

I honestly wish Kit Harrington would just talk like Jon Snow all the time...