General Is it ok to give retard beer?

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CuddleBug

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Nov 18, 2023
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It's the only way. If you import a retard you would also need to trust the sender, as opposed to pre-screening yourself. God forbid your retard shows up and is too big to handle, or not domesticated. After all the planning, logistics, and money that went into to shipping and quarantine process, you end up with a rabid, violent, retard. All for not...
And you open up the crate and he's soaking wet because he ate all of those desiccant silica packets they throw in there to control the moisture.
 

segfault

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Aug 13, 2024
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You know, it never occurred to me, but I wonder if there's steroid use in the Special Olympics. The same way you'd dope a horse, I mean, someone had to at one point think, "I can have me a super tard."