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Punch

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Why did we have to take fallujah over twice then.... Ya know after we handed it over to the Army.

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Honestly? Because the army brass was more concerned with "winning hearts and minds" than letting us fuck shit up. Dumbasses.
 

ThatOneDude

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Easy jarhead...all branches have got them. Can't we all just get back to making fun of the chair Force?



Wtf, I can 100% say I never seen people that fat in the Marines. Then again I beer worked with WM's
 
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Punch

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Wtf, I can 100% say I never seen people that fat in the Marines. Then again I beer worked with WM's
Well hell i never saw anyone like that in the regular army either... some national guardsmen on the other hand...
 

ThatOneDude

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Well hell i never saw anyone like that in the regular army either... some national guardsmen on the other hand...
I saw some at ft Sill and on deployment, not sure if they were active or not. I'll never understand fat military like I'll never understand fat cops
 
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Wtf, I can 100% say I never seen people that fat in the Marines. Then again I beer worked with WM's
Little known fact, one in three marines are obese. So if you didn't see a fat one to your left or to your right...
 

Simpleman

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Easy jarhead...all branches have got them. Can't we all just get back to making fun of the chair Force?



I didn't realize that mt motherfucker and microwave became living entities. Only one or two other people will get that reference. Jarhead jargon. But seriously I hope they were absconders who got caught and we're getting processed out.
 
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Chair Force?!... yeah you right... just cause I don't like getting shot
I'm only part-time...
Spent sometime at a joint force base for a stint. We (Army) were in tents shitting holes in the ground. The Air Force, no fucking joke, was chilling in the 4 star base hotel.

I only make jokes because we are so much more badass. I'm jealous.
 

Fett_Loadin76

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I'm only part-time...
Spent sometime at a joint force base for a stint. We (Army) were in tents shitting holes in the ground. The Air Force, no fucking joke, was chilling in the 4 star base hotel.

I only make jokes because we are so much more badass. I'm jealous.
Well yea.. cause we earned it
 

ThatOneDude

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The air force chicks were always hot. So let me ask you this, there were always rumors in the Marines that the air force had a cleaning service for their barracks. Is that true?
 
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Fett_Loadin76

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The air force chicks were always hot. So let me ask you this, there were always rumors in the Marines that the air force had a cleaning service for their barracks. Is that true?
Yup true... we slum it now adays and every week 2 people who live in the dorms get selected to clean up the place for the week..... and get out of their real job.