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@HEATH VON DOOM to tell you who the coolest WWE superstars from Canada are incase you start talking to boys from the ages of 11-14.Nailed it.
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Make sure you talk about how curling is a real sport.
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When the drillins slow go play in the snow.
1. Toronto people sound closest to buffalo, people from Florida sound nothing like people from southern Ontario
2. if trying to be from southern Ontario, get a plad jacket and you'll be perfect appearance wise
3. do more research on political history, this will require being able to read, So you may need to learn to do that first
Just remember that Trudeau's dad was a draft dodger and you should be fine
Oh and always shit on Brian Mulroney
4. Bobby Orr is the GOAT
Just shit on the Montreal Canadians and you'll be fine
5. Fuck Trudeau
The French are fine, they have their own culture which they fight for which I have to respect
6. don't be your usual dumb ass self and you should be fine
I liked the glow puck but I'm not a fan of hockey.
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Are you circumcised?
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Genital mutilation.
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First thing you will want to do is apologise
Yes, the latter
Ask for maple syrup as a condiment for everything.
Tell them that you weren't breastfed long enough, that's why your hands didn't properly develop.
Do you have any scars? I can help you come up with some cool Canadian tales as to how you got them.
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I have a scar on one of my elbows from when I was 14. I was riding my bicycle and fell onto some newly laid gravel-concrete shit. My elbow took the brunt of that fall.
I always tell people it was a motorcycle accident though. Maybe I should start saying that I fell whilst playing street hockey though?
It's pretty simple.
You're from Toronto.
You like Justin Trudeau, but you like his dad Pierre Trudeau better. "Either way, he's a huge improvement over Harper, eh", is what you'll tell people.
You are a die hard Leafs fan. You have a great feeling about the current team. You love Austen Matthews and think Nazim Kadri is finally living up to his potential. "They may even be better than the '93 Leafs with Gilmore, Clarke and Andreychuk, eh", is what you'll tell people.
Trump is a clown, and American's are egotistical and rude. "They got the president they deserve, eh", is what you'll tell people.
Quebec stinks. Quebeccers don't know how to drive and are frightfully rude. "Let them separate, fuck em eh" is what you'll tell people.
You're from Toronto.
You like Justin Trudeau, but you like his dad Pierre Trudeau better. "Either way, he's a huge improvement over Harper, eh", is what you'll tell people.
You are a die hard Leafs fan. You have a great feeling about the current team. You love Austen Matthews and think Nazim Kadri is finally living up to his potential. "They may even be better than the '93 Leafs with Gilmore, Clarke and Andreychuk, eh", is what you'll tell people.
Trump is a clown, and American's are egotistical and rude. "They got the president they deserve, eh", is what you'll tell people.
Quebec stinks. Quebeccers don't know how to drive and are frightfully rude. "Let them separate, fuck em eh" is what you'll tell people.