Personal What's the longest you have gone without showering?

[Mix6APlix]

Well? For me it was my 10 days in prison. It took a few days to get anything from commissary, I didn't have any money, and there was no fucking way I was going into the shower without sandals. Didn't shower, didn't shave, and it's not like I was breaking a sweat, just counting seconds till my release.

What was kind of funny, was when they gave me a list of jobs I could apply for there. I looked at the guard like he was crazy. "I'm not working for free. I'm just here to do my time". And that's what I did. I read Stephen King's Thinner in a single sitting.

 

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[Lukewarm Carl]

Somewhere between 2 and 3 weeks.

I was basically paralyzed due to depression and anxiety attacks. I also hardly left my bed and rarely ate.

 

[Mix6APlix]

My friends dad had polio. Couldn't get around without crutches. He found his happy place in the basement, making shit. Bird feeders, picture frames, whatever.

That basement was a playground. The playground where we crafted our nunchucks out of dowels.

Shit I'm going back to the 80's here where we fabricated a leg sweep machine. Like TMNT style spinning leg sweep. It was fucking sweet for 2 16 year olds in TKD.

 

[BJTT_Pella]

Not that long at all. 2-3 days tops, if that. Even while in the Military or when ive been camping, its always been near water, so I would just take a dip and wash off my balls. We had no shower facilities in Kenya and I still stayed fresh with clean socks. Im a pretty clean dude. Dont mind getting dirty but I do mind staying dirty. Its common for me to take two showers a day. I will not get into my bed without first washing my ass.

 

[SlapheadGiraffe]

A week. Went skiing with a group of guys and the place we were staying in didn't have towels.
You could rent them for €10 a week - fuck that.
10 day holiday, realised I could shower and drip dry after 7 days!

 

[Wild]

36 hours max. I'm a clean freak lol.

 

[BJTT_Pella]

36 hours max. I'm a clean freak lol.

Every 36? Should be able to wash that pink off soon then.

 

[Wild]

Every 36? Should be able to wash that pink off soon then.

There are days where I may shower 3-4 times lol. Like when I wake up, that's one. Then ihit the gym in the morning, that's two. Then work in the yard later, that's three. Then before I go to bed. Showers are my thing.

 

[BJTT_Pella]

There are days where I may shower 3-4 times lol. Like when I wake up, that's one. Then ihit the gym in the morning, that's two. Then work in the yard later, that's three. Then before I go to bed. Showers are my thing.

Same here. My wife and kids have accused me of being responsible for the drought. Wife hates it cuz that can be 8 socks and 4 pairs of chonies.


Edit. Actually 4 may be a little of an exaggeration. Three though, is very possible. Plus factor in hot epsom soaks in the bathtub after a hard day in the gym.

 

[Passive Jay]

Two day's I think would be my max, went camping for the weekend.

 

[Wild]

Same here. My wife and kids have accused me of being responsible for the drought. Wife hates it cuz that can be 8 socks and 4 pairs of chonies.


Edit. Actually 4 may be a little of an exaggeration. Three though, is very possible. Plus factor in hot epsom soaks in the bathtub after a hard day in the gym.

Never done Epsom baths. Do you find they help?

 

[1372]

Never done Epsom baths. Do you find they help?

Bath salts are better

 

[Wild]

Bath salts are better

Shut up Miesha, you cunt.

 

[BJTT_Pella]

Never done Epsom baths. Do you find they help?

Absolutely. Here is a link to the type of epsom salt I use. I think any will do. Sometimes i do 15 min in the tub as hot as i can stand, then jump into a hot shower, gradually cooling my body down to a much colder setting. Or I just jump in and rinse off.
The first few times I found it incredibly difficult to stay in the tub and it was hard to breath. After a few times I got used to it and now I soak when stuff hurts.

Amazon.com : Epsoak SPORT Epsom Salt for Athletes - SOOTHING. All-natural, therapeutic soak with Lavender Essential Oil (5lb Bulk Bag) : Beauty

 

[1372]

Shut up Miesha, you cunt.

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[SongExotic2]

Shut up Miesha, you cunt.

 

[Deleted member 1]

Shut up Miesha, you cunt.

Please refrain from this type of hilarious name calling or I will be required to pink you again, like when you made those shitty basketball posts.

 

[Jdog93]

Every morning and twice on workout days.

..Or when the neighbor leaves his sprinkler on.

 

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You never disappoint. Haha.

 

[Robbie Hart]

2 days.......that was it for me, I got called out by my wife saying

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stop being a baby, you baby

 

[member 1013]

You never disappoint. Haha.

Only when sexing my lady

 

[Hauler]

I admit this is fucked up, but my mom used to count swimming in the pool as showering when I was a kid. She'd make me shower in the morning before school, but during the summer all bets were off. If I went swimming at least every other day she didn't bitch at me to take a shower. I guarantee you I went over a month without showering. Even as a kid I gave no fucks. Haha.

As an adult, my longest is probably about 10 days while getting my nature on.

 

[ECC170]

Never done Epsom baths. Do you find they help?

I love them...A thing I hated though was a weight cutting technique where you use hottest water possible,Epsom salt and a bunch of menthol alcohol..Ryan Diaz was cutting with me and said he had done it and said it helped..idk the science behind it..All I know is when you're dilerious and on death door step of dehydration you'll try anything....I was desperate to get the last 4 pounds off after I took a fight @165 and I weighed 183 on two days notice...I don't know if that's reason I made wright but I fkn hated it..my balls felt like they were chewing Winter Fresh gum and I was MISERABLE...But just regular Epsom salt baths are so relaxing and it loosens my body up and you feel amazing afterwards...draws toxins out, if I'm not mistaken...

 

[Ghost Bro]

There are days where I may shower 3-4 times lol. Like when I wake up, that's one. Then ihit the gym in the morning, that's two. Then work in the yard later, that's three. Then before I go to bed. Showers are my thing.

this just sounds like poor planning, honestly.