Cinema Who should they cast as the next James Bond?

[SongExotic2]

Someone told me event horizon is a bit like Warhammer

 

[Suicidalforlife]

Someone told me event horizon is a bit like Warhammer

it could fit in the warhammer universe alright

 

[Blast]

Probably some fat black tranny

 

[Wiggy]

Female astartes is why , specifically female custodes, which is his favourite 40k faction.

Amazon weren’t happy with sisters of battle and silent sisterhood, had to fuck with the lore and even paid games workshop to retcon the lore ahead of the series to include female custodes, usual shit, as soon as the series was announced you know it’s going to be gay once Amazon are involved.

So fucking stupid.

Cavill is THE Warhammer guy. When you fuck up badly enough to drive him away from the project...

 

[kvr28]

Statham would be interesting if he had hair.

 

[NotBanjaxo]

Statham would be interesting if he had hair.

...and if he wasn't already 57 years old.

It's got to be someone at least in their late 30s, if not younger.

 

[MountainMedic]

I think the actor that plays Paddy Mayne on SAS would be a great Bond.

 

[NotBanjaxo]

I think the actor that plays Paddy Mayne on SAS would be a great Bond.

Just looked him up, Jack O'Connell.

S @supra won't like him because he's 5'7" tall, but as I said in an earlier post that doesn't matter - a competent director can make him seem taller.

He's certainly young enough at 34.

 

[MountainMedic]

Didn't realize he was a midget, but movie magic fixes that.

 

[kvr28]

I think the actor that plays Paddy Mayne on SAS would be a great Bond.

uh fuck yeah, great choice


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=caJFUQk5pHw

 

[MountainMedic]

like the books

Dalton was probably closest to the book bond, but still a miss.

Bond wasn't a gentleman. He was a commando pretending to be a gentleman because it was useful. He was a straight killer that mocked the uppers by being better at their own game, he never bought into it.
He was bitter and vengeful and had already accepted the inevitable outcome. It was all a big fuck you, not an act of patriotism.

And...... thats why I think O'Connel should be considered, it's the actual evolution of Bond.

 

[SongExotic2]

I think the actor that plays Paddy Mayne on SAS would be a great Bond.

I'm sat within a mile or two of where he's from. Didn't know until other day.

 

[NiteProwleR]

 

[SongExotic2]

Just looked him up, Jack O'Connell.

S @supra won't like him because he's 5'7" tall, but as I said in an earlier post that doesn't matter - a competent director can make him seem taller.

He's certainly young enough at 34.

He was in that godless show I watched other day. Very good

 

[SongExotic2]

Cubby Broccoli the man himself who made Bond a superstar movie icon said he wouldnt hire anyone under 6 foot. Then his stupid bitch ass daughter hired craig. Not because he was the best actor for the role but because they are friends.
Michael G Wilson said there was never any other choice Barbara was gonna hire the faggot from the beginning.
craig isnt just short hes an ugly bitter charmless bitch. He got up and walked out of an award show cause he didnt win.He also bitched and complained the whole time he was Bond...................Like he had other huge roles he could be playing lol.
His Bond was nothing like the other "movie" Bonds. People say well hes like the books. I didnt grow up reading the motherfuckin books I watched the movies. And Bond was charming in the books Ive read too so they were wrong.
And like I said before he wanted to do a gay Bond scene so fuck him till he dies the faggot sumbitch.
I wouldnt even like Statham as Bond in his prime cause hes too short even tho he woulda done a good job.

No fucken way you have ever read a book let alone bond. Too tater headed.

 

[SongExotic2]

According to S @supra only this man can play bond.

 

[NiteProwleR]

The names billy-bob-bond

Billy

Bob

Bond

I told you to cease and desist from saying Bond James like this. Especially when it comes to putting the Great Cage Nicolas in your filthy cockney mouth.

 

[SongExotic2]

The names bond.


Bond

Of

The

North.

 

[SongExotic2]

Ramsay bondon . He can be the villain.

 

[NiteProwleR]

The problem with casting a 30 yr old male is they look like little kids, nowadays.

 

[Jesus X]

Tall dark handsome and charming none of the things little craigy is.Got the role of a lifetime because he is friends with the producer and then bitched about it the whole time. Even stopped lifting weights (which was only thing he had going for him)cause hes a lazy pussy.

Craig and Statham are enigmas they are ugly and handsome at the same time.

 

[Jesus X]

The problem with casting a 30 yr old male is they look like little kids, nowadays.

Like timothee chalet he looks like a stoner teenager

 

[kvr28]

The problem with casting a 30 yr old male is they look like little kids, nowadays.

It's because you are old hermano

 

[MountainMedic]

 

[SongExotic2]

Thats funny shithead reading comprehension was my best subject in school and Id get up and read to the class when I was a kid. I read the stand in 8 days when I was in jail.Had a senior iq when I was a freshman and finished top of my class in college.
My teacher wanted to hire me but I got on at the Nissan plant.
Youve talked shit in two of my threads and you need a fucking beating. Im just gonna put your faggot bitch ass on ignore tho cause Im tired of arguing with weak little bitches hiding behind computers.My mom read to me alot as a kid thats why Im so good at it,

Anyone read all this bullshit?