Cinema Who should they cast as the next James Bond?

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SongExotic2

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My friend texted me about this last night. This is a nothing burger

They just faced the long night and the realm is stable

What's he going to do? Fight a polar bear?

It's a ridiculously dumb time period to create an adaptation, which leads me to believe it's just a shady way of getting people talking ahead of HoTD
Apparently Ned stark becomes the new night king
 

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no one under the age of 30 gives a shit about Bond.

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Lol not to be a Debbie downer, but this is sort of how I feel about bond, DC, and Marvel stuff

They are just action movies. Nothing more

None of the character arcs make me feel anything since the characters are all so thin

But I'm not shitting on them. The movies aren't designed for adults. They are designed for kids who like big booms, fast cars, and unrealistic fight choreography
 

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Lol not to be a Debbie downer, but this is sort of how I feel about bond, DC, and Marvel stuff

They are just action movies. Nothing more

None of the character arcs make me feel anything since the characters are all so thin

But I'm not shitting on them. The movies aren't designed for adults. They are designed for kids who like big booms, fast cars, and unrealistic fight choreography
Very true

I don't watch those
 

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I like the chap from the jackal but he's a bit ginger
 

BeardOfKnowledge

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I'd like them to publicly announce the casting of an overweight trans woman of color. Just for funsies.
 

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Danelle Craig is short too and ugly and had to workout to be slightly competent cause he has 0 CHARM.He got the job over better qualified actors cause hes friends with Cubbys dip shit daughter. I remember when people were saying Dalton was too short..........and then they hire that ugly faggot Craig.He also wanted to do a gay sex scene as Bond.
James Bond is my favorite series and craig ruined it.Damn glad the fuckers done.
Cubby said he wouldnt hire anyone under 6 feet too. Imagine all Bonds walk into a bar together no one would think craig gets the girl.
I thought Craig did just fine. A good director can always offset a smaller actor. Just look at how many movies Tom Cruise has made as a leading man, he's like 5'2".

If they want to do a series of movies, they need an actor who is 35 or younger, which rules out all the obvious choices.

I have zero confidence now that Amazon has total creative control though. They will right royally fuck this up. Bond is dead in my mind, and I will only believe otherwise when I see it.
 

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I think Cavill would make an excellent Bond, but there's pretty much zero chance of it happening for a bunch of reasons.

I dunno how true it is as I've heard a few rumors, but if Amazon *did* fuck up so catastrophically that convinced him to walk away from a Warhammer project (and if you know about Cavill, you know how much he adores Warhammer)...
 

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I think Cavill would make an excellent Bond, but there's pretty much zero chance of it happening for a bunch of reasons.

I dunno how true it is as I've heard a few rumors, but if Amazon *did* fuck up so catastrophically that convinced him to walk away from a Warhammer project (and if you know about Cavill, you know how much he adores Warhammer)...
I thought he walked away from the Witcher on netflix because they went away from the books too much. And he agreed to do Warhammer because they agreed not to fuck with it. That's what I heard.


The names geralt the Witcher bond


Witcher

Bond

Gerry
 

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Danelle Craig is short too and ugly and had to workout to be slightly competent cause he has 0 CHARM.He got the job over better qualified actors cause hes friends with Cubbys dip shit daughter. I remember when people were saying Dalton was too short..........and then they hire that ugly faggot Craig.He also wanted to do a gay sex scene as Bond.
James Bond is my favorite series and craig ruined it.Damn glad the fuckers done.
Cubby said he wouldnt hire anyone under 6 feet too. Imagine all Bonds walk into a bar together no one would think craig gets the girl.
Craig is easily the best bond of all time


I wouldn't mind seeing Gary oldman play him as his character from slow horses. A crusty old disgusting cockney bond.
 

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I thought he walked away from the Witcher on netflix because they went away from the books too much. And he agreed to do Warhammer because they agreed not to fuck with it. That's what I heard.


The names geralt the Witcher bond


Witcher

Bond

Gerry
Yeah, that's why he left Witcher.

But that's also apparently (if rumors are true) why he left / dissociated from the Warhammer project - because they weren't gonna stick to source material.
 

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Yeah, that's why he left Witcher.

But that's also apparently (if rumors are true) why he left / dissociated from the Warhammer project - because they weren't gonna stick to source material.
Oh I didn't know that happened. Last thing I heard was that people were excited for him to be in it as he's a nerd so they would have to stick to it or he would bounce. Dint know he gone
 

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I know fuck all about Warhammer btw. I think people on the series thread told me a bit about it. I know lots of people like it
 

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Yeah, that's why he left Witcher.

But that's also apparently (if rumors are true) why he left / dissociated from the Warhammer project - because they weren't gonna stick to source material.
Female astartes is why , specifically female custodes, which is his favourite 40k faction.

Amazon weren’t happy with sisters of battle and silent sisterhood, had to fuck with the lore and even paid games workshop to retcon the lore ahead of the series to include female custodes, usual shit, as soon as the series was announced you know it’s going to be gay once Amazon are involved.