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Mix6APlix

Mix6APlix

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I thought it was Thursday. Went to my bar to see my favorite bartender, and she isn't there. Instead my least favorite bartender is. Instant aggravation. So I instantly turn to Golden Tee so I don't have to deal with this little blonde shithead. Front 9: -13. Literally shooting the est game of my life. Back 9: 3 double bogeys, 1 bogey, and scraped by with par on the rest even after blowing putts several times. Then I turn to video poker, which has treated me well. Toss in 5 bucks, got up to 80, felt good, and then gave every single penny back. So I throw in another 20. -poof- gone. EVERY OTHER PERSON WAS CASHING OUT WINNING. Not me though. Then work calls, and asks, and I quote, why aren't you working today? My response, it's Thursday, and I'm drinking and playing Golden Tee as I pondered a 2nd game. Then I was told it was Wednesday. Then everything made sense. Going into work on Friday should be great. (That's sarcasm)

Happy fucking Wednesday.
 
silentsinger

silentsinger

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You must've said it somewhere else and just fucked it up. I'm not wrong, I'M NEVER WRONG!!
 
Jesus X

Jesus X

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we need more blonde female bartenders here all the bartenders here are dudes,like brah I don't want to see your adonis physique and Herculean biceps when you hand me my schooner.

is this some trend? I noticed nevada also has a lot of dudes bartending more than women. phoenix is about 50-50. tempe is possibly more female.
 
Mix6APlix

Mix6APlix

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Well I said earlier I'd probably be sleeping by 6. I'm well on my way. I had a few before I went to the bar, and even though I dislike the bartender she does pour a drink with a heavy hand.

And also tacos. The kitchens, not hers.
 
Mix6APlix

Mix6APlix

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Jesus X said:
we need more blonde female bartenders here all the bartenders here are dudes,like brah I don't want to see your adonis physique and Herculean biceps when you hand me my schooner.

is this some trend? I noticed nevada also has a lot of dudes bartending more than women. phoenix is about 50-50. tempe is possibly more female.
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The bartenders here are all female. And they are all hot. Not Liana from the Boss Bar hot (a place where I have many a story to tell, 420 N. Clark Street), but when the bar puts out a yearly calendar that would rival the SI swimsuit issue, imho, they are doing something right. I'm pretty sure I've posted her pic before. Her boyfriend must have had a cock like a gold bar, because she could have done so much better. (Like, oh say, me.)
 
Jdog93

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Mix6APlix said:
I thought it was Thursday. Went to my bar to see my favorite bartender, and she isn't there. Instead my least favorite bartender is. Instant aggravation. So I instantly turn to Golden Tee so I don't have to deal with this little blonde shithead. Front 9: -13. Literally shooting the est game of my life. Back 9: 3 double bogeys, 1 bogey, and scraped by with par on the rest even after blowing putts several times. Then I turn to video poker, which has treated me well. Toss in 5 bucks, got up to 80, felt good, and then gave every single penny back. So I throw in another 20. -poof- gone. EVERY OTHER PERSON WAS CASHING OUT WINNING. Not me though. Then work calls, and asks, and I quote, why aren't you working today? My response, it's Thursday, and I'm drinking and playing Golden Tee as I pondered a 2nd game. Then I was told it was Wednesday. Then everything made sense. Going into work on Friday should be great. (That's sarcasm)

Happy fucking Wednesday.
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Get some tail man!
 
Mix6APlix

Mix6APlix

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Pic of said Liana. I would have moved to bulgaria or hungary or wherever the hell she was from if she had asked me. Such a nice girl too. She's probably the only reason I don't want to nuke Europe.

 
Mix6APlix

Mix6APlix

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silentsinger said:
Don't be daft with auto correct. So what are you planning on doing with her tomorrow?
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Stopping in, having a frosty beverage, and destroying the video poker game. In a perfect world, I will go home with her, meet her dog, then give her a massage just because.
 
silentsinger

silentsinger

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Mix6APlix said:
Stopping in, having a frosty beverage, and destroying the video poker game. In a perfect world, I will go home with her, meet her dog, then give her a massage just because.
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You're in Chicago, right? Ish?

Make a deal with you. You go and chat her up and ask her for a date and I will stay sober tomorrow night. I've been good all week (apart from tonight but 3 glasses of wine means fuck all).

Handshake me.
 
Mix6APlix

Mix6APlix

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Honestly, if she has told me I am adorable and funny, and loves talking to me about dog training, and the chick she lives with has told me that I would be stupid not to get with her when she dumps her boyfriend, I should do that. Right?

And she has great boobs. I like boobs. And She's sweet. And she likes dogs. And she qualifies me as adorable and funny. That's like a royal flush of goodness.
 
Mix6APlix

Mix6APlix

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silentsinger said:
You're in Chicago, right? Ish?

Make a deal with you. You go and chat her up and ask her for a date and I will stay sober tomorrow night. I've been good all week (apart from tonight but 3 glasses of wine means fuck all).

Handshake me.
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Oh, I'm all in for the offer of a massage after a couple drinks and playing with her cane corso.
 
silentsinger

silentsinger

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I promise you, i have your future stuffs in that way with Wednesday bird (she's still Wednesday, you still said it) at heart. I do!!
 
HEATH VON DOOM

HEATH VON DOOM

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Mix6APlix said:
Honestly, if she has told me I am adorable and funny, and loves talking to me about dog training, and the chick she lives with has told me that I would be stupid not to get with her when she dumps her boyfriend, I should do that. Right?

And she has great boobs. I like boobs. And She's sweet. And she likes dogs. And she qualifies me as adorable and funny. That's like a royal flush of goodness.
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You do realize she is a bartender that works for tips right. Its not you, its because she likes to make money.
 
Mix6APlix

Mix6APlix

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HEATH VON DOOM said:
You do realize she is a bartender that works for tips right. Its not you, its because she likes to make money.
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Yeah. I also realize her roommate pulled me aside and told me if I don't hit that the second she dumps her boyfriend, that I am completely retarded.
 
Mix6APlix

Mix6APlix

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If there are 30 people in the bar, I still get her undivided attention. Usually about her dog or my dogs that I once had. Reading people is one of the few things I excel at. Her pupils dilate every time she talks to me.
 
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