Cinema Who should they cast as the next James Bond?

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Bungee up

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Vladimir zelenski.
He's a 5'2 jew spy and can act his ass off pretending to be a tough guy and not a faggot.

On second thought...
Maybe his acting ait that great
 

Robbie Hart

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I’ll put my name in the hat. I was holding off, but it’s time to fill this role
 

vad

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The name John bond....



John ..


Connor...



Bond....


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I got this.

His name is never mentioned. He is dressed as you see there. As he leaves that table some german hunk of shit car, whatever bullshit they make over there, it almost takes him out, but it misses him by an inch. Four men emerge from the crashed car, he smokes them all bang, bang, bang, bang. Basically this continues for 90 minutes. Dudes trying to kill this fucker, but he just cant be bothered and he absolutely cannot miss. He is almost smoking most of the time, always being interrupted, while all this bullshit is going on. At the end he buys a drink, then bangs a hooker in a 1997 Pontiac Grand Prix out back.
 

NiteProwleR

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I'm still waiting for Jaime(High-meh not Jay-Mee) Bond.

Huge missed opportunity with Banderas.
 

SongExotic2

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Bhangra Bond.





License to honor kill.....


.......disobedient daughters.